Things You Don’t Put in Easter Eggs

My cousin works taking care of disabled children in a group home, and was asking us for ideas about what to get to put in the plastic Easter eggs for the Easter egg hunt. But it couldn’t be candy or stickers. What, we said? So we started to think.

  • Bacon
  • Cigarettes
  • Old rubber bands
  • Broccoli
  • Matches
  • Crucifixes
  • Condoms
  • Yeah, not going to happen, but we had fun thinking about them.

    But, the real question is, what would be a sign of new life to put in the eggs?